Man Gets Dangly Bits Stuck In A Dumbbell; Firefighters Rigid Three-Hour Rescue

Feuerwehr Worms
Feuerwehr Worms

WORMS, Germany – Feuerwehr Worms firefighters responded to a call for help from a man who got his penis stuck in the hole of a dumbbell. It was a 5.5 pound round iron weight dumbbell at the gym for those who may need that level of clarification.

The Feuerwehr Worms Fire Department released a photo on Facebook Friday showing the 5 1/2 pound dumbbell broken into pieces taken at the conclusion of the ordeal. The gentle palpating hands of the firemen, who often manipulate hoses and nozzles, resulted in a successful 3-hour rescue operation.

The firemens’ careful grinding combined with the sensitive gyrations of the vibration saw delivered a payload of joy when the man’s noz…I mean penis, finally pulled out of the dumbbell’s center-hole.

The Facebook post was in German, but the English translation provided by Facebook is,

“How sensitive to the use of our fire department can be a message of the somewhat different kind that was received on Friday morning, 15.09.2017, at the control centre. The Boroughs was called to the hospital in worms. One person had a very sensitive part of the body trapped in the hole of a 2,5 kg-dumbbell disc. With the help of the grinder, a vibrations saw and a hydraulic emergency, the dumbbell weight could be removed after three hours.
The and a fireman of the volunteer unit centre were in use…”

The Facebook post ended with the German phrase, “Bitte solche Aktionen nicht nachmachen!” which in translation means, “Please do not imitate such actions.”

How do you feel these firefighters handled this very sensitive rescue? *wink*

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